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Admit it, pick-up lines are smooth, and you only wish you knew some, so you could impress that special someone! Well, look no further! Here I have a collection of some of the BEST, and worst, pick-up lines ever!
* represents my favorite ones |
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*Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
*That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming too.
*It's hot in here, mind if I take off your shirt?
*Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. Let's go fuck.
*One way or another I'm going to fuck you tonight, but I'd rather you be there.
*Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Fredrica?
*Hold on while I slip into something a little more naked.
*If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You with those curves, and me with no brakes ...
Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I lost my number, may I have yours?
Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I fell in love.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you have any Jamaccian in ya? Cause jamaccian me horny.
Do you have any Irish in you? Want some?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
Me and you should hit the hay.
Yo baby, whassup?
Get in my pants.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Person In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
Baby, you look cold. May I hold my body up next to yours to keep you warm?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day
Are your pants reflective? Cause I can see myself in them.
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
How about sex and a pizza? Oh, you don't like pizza? How about spaghetti then?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
How do you like your eggs in the morning: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?
You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?
I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
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